Adam Wright’s blog

Charlie Alexander: go fucking watch it
Adam Wright: k
Charlie Alexander: did you watch it yet?
Adam Wright: yes
Charlie Alexander: lies
Charlie Alexander: what was it about
Adam Wright: ….Batman…?
Charlie Alexander: doing?
Adam Wright: a walrus…?
Adam Wright: two walruses?
Adam Wright: …walrusi…?
Charlie Alexander: you’re an ass
Charlie Alexander: i supply good content and you just bitchslap me
Adam Wright: got a lotta rep i gotta protect
Adam Wright: keepin you from gettin sassy, see?
Adam Wright: don’t like all-at lip ya givin me
Adam Wright: so i make you kiss da ring
Adam Wright: NOW WHERE’S MY MONEY HO?!!?!
Charlie Alexander: you’re gay
Adam Wright: HO YOU BETTA GET ME MY MONEY
Adam Wright: MONEY DAMMIT! MOONNNEEEYYY!!!!
Adam Wright: if i was a pimp, i’d implement a pyramid scheme that would pit hos against other hos to recruit new hoes so they get paid more
Adam Wright: and then each of those hos gets 5 mo hoes and so on to make me my money
Adam Wright: (but i’d probably still slap a lot of them around)
Adam Wright: (for funzies)

the original bitches

Andy Tarbrake: the ride home was a little rough
Adam Wright: ha ditto
Adam Wright: i came really close to running into a parked car
Adam Wright: down on 5th
Andy Tarbrake: hahah
Adam Wright: oh, and when i left, i wasn’t thinking, i went north, then over, and realized i was on like 3rd or whatever
Andy Tarbrake: hah
Andy Tarbrake: nice
Adam Wright: so i had to go back up
Adam Wright: yeah
Andy Tarbrake: i could see that being a common problem
Adam Wright: haha

If I see two imperial guards standing with like bad ass cloaks
on the corner with guns, there’s no way I’m breaking the law. I wouldn’t even jaywalk.

~Kevin Rose

source

Apparently shooting a slave master isn’t funny to anybody but me and Neil. If I could, I’d do it every episode.

~Dave Chappelle

no shit

game. set. match.

Adam Wright: nice
Adam Wright: but Chuck never uses a “k” in succubus
Adam Wright: what’s correct?
Cara Walter: him
Adam Wright: burn
Adam Wright: incorrect spelling burn
Adam Wright: that’s worth triple points on a teacher